Newport Folk is over two months away but my outfits are already planned.
Devendra Banhart - Won’t You Come Over
Things I should be spending my money on:
- Plane tickets.
- Train tickets.
- Passport renewal.
- A new camera battery.
- An oil change.
- Fixing my turntable.
Things I am actually spending my money on:
I have a real thing wrong with me. And it’s something like the bastard child of my perpetual separation anxiety and abandonment issues.
I’m applying for a Visual Merchandising Shop Opener position and part of the job requirement is to master the LUSH handwriting because I would be traveling to new locations helping to design and open new stores where I’d be handwriting the signs that hang on the walls (given that I, ya know, get the job.)